My driving style seems to be directly related to the kind of music that’s on. Like Eminem comes on and suddenly I need my seat reclined and am to cool for stop signs. #thuglife #amialone

Put coveralls on and suddenly don’t have time for paper towel and everything gets wiped on them. It makes it look like I have been really busy but, don’t be fooled I am just an animal!

Just keep smiling and nodding, even when your eyes are telling everyone to fuck off. 😁 #fakeittillyoumakeit

Girls always worry about turning into their mothers but I am way too angry of a person to worry about that. My dad on the other hand........ I am turning into my dad..... dumb ass!

Apparently the key to work with 10 guys for 6 weeks on the pipeline is fear. Fear of setting off the snap show bitch. #AlwaysOnTheEdge #HomeTime

Me: It’s way to hot I am so sick of summer! Why won’t it hurry up and snow? Mom: I can make us a pail of pina colada after work if that would help. And that my friends is why my mom is the best mom! #YesItWillHelp

Me: Think I’ll get a truck box tent and just drive around Canada for awhile. Dad: I really don’t like that. You sure you can survive on the road alone. Me:Yeah I think I’ll be fine. #OverProtectiveDad

So fun being the only girl on your work crew and still being the least sensitive one out here #NoSoul

Dad (all proud):I have been eating strictly vegan I’m getting healthy! Me: I bet you’ve had meat in the last 2 days. Dad(smiling):Yeah. Mom:What! Dad:Max and I snuck to the smorg and I kinda had bacon..and ribs..and sausage..but I didn’t have any of the chicken!

I go on a date. Dad”how was it” Me”meh he’s pretty immature” Dad”they all are till they meet the right girl to bring them out of that” Me (already looking at dogs on kijiji)”that ain’t my job! Think I’m good!” Dad 🙄

Tell my grandparents and bro (Max) about going around Canada with just a tent and my truck grandparents “that’s probably not very safe especially as a female by yourself” Max (dead serious)“I would hate to see what happens to the poor sucker that crawls in with her!” #heknows 😂

Definitely thankful for my Sask plate driving through The Pass today. Not cause people would have been any less pissed but at least they probably understood. #SlowGoing #SorryNotFromHere

My cousin took me to what must have been a pretty authentic Japanese restaurant in Kelowna yesterday cause when she told our waiter I was visiting her from Saskatchewan he looks at me and goes “Oh! Welcome to Canada!” #dying #DontLaugh

Me living at mom and dad’s. “Mom this expired yesterday I am throwing it out.” Me living on my own. “Mom how far past the expiration date can I go before this will kill me?” #adulting

Coco (grandpa): ugh if you’re going to come out here and annoy me I hope you at least brought work clothes so you can make yourself useful. Me: you’re lucky you’re such an old fart that I am worried you’d shatter a hip out there alone or I wouldn’t take that. #grumpyoldpeople

After our weekend workshop with a director for our dinner theatre the main note I got was I need to learn to “walk more like a lady and less like a farmer” #MakesSense #SwingThoseHips

If I am ever late for anything it’s not cause I had anything else going on. No matter the excuse I give you just know the real reason is I got sidetracked by my dog, one to many times. #honesty #puptime

Pen after one day of me trying to do some social distancing 🐶💭”is this crazy b**ch seriously still talking”

Talking to a guy on tinder he asks if I have a 1a I say yes and he says “I don’t have mine yet but I am looking at a project truck any chance you would want to drive it home for me” Might be the first girl to make money on tinder and still have my dad proud of me in the morning!