So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No

iPhones so police man. You can say sum out loud bout some Oreos, then get on social media 10 mins later and it’s Oreo ads every 5 posts man I don’t like that sh*t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You ever met somebody family & be like.. Yeah, you can't help it. It's all y'all…

How do i explain to people that i'm not mad or sad, i'm just lazy to speak sometimes

Hi baby 🩵

this is actually the worst case scenario because it means you no longer have a research topic.

I promise you I don’t want this 🤨

what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us

I absolutely HATE unwelcoming families.. like if your family gone be rude for nothing.. Please dont invite me to no functions. I'll never come back around. SIMPLE.

Moving like we’re in a relationship

This statement was more effective than any birth control could be

When you mess up at work and a "friendly reminder" goes out to the whole team

When I cheat back it ain’t eye for an eye 🤨

Absolutely but I've never once said "you know what would be fun right now? Some kids!"

ending up in an unexpected relationship with an amazing human >>>>>>>>>

cuando me presenta a todos sus amigos y todos son mi tipo excepto él

Me looking at him one last time before I leave him forever 🤣🤣

I’m so proud of me 🌚

Wanna watch 50 shades of grey again

1 more week left of working for free 🥹🙂