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Oh god Janoris Jenkins might be kicked off the team, who is gonna make my secondary look good in practice now? Matt Elam stand up!

The cops planted the weed on Janoris, that weed they found was weak shit. I only give him the strongest stuff on the market. #freejanoris

I think I might start reducing the weed handouts to players...

God dammit @Will_Muschamp, you threw my best player in the secondary off the team. #conspiracy

Alright @DrunkALBERT, time to go on that drinking binge I promised you. I haven't gotten a commit and lost Janoris Jenkins.

@DrunkALBERT Oh will he be joining us tonight?

Cam may be the #1 pick in this year's draft but wait until Not John Brantley is the first pick next year, at least out of the undrafted FA's.

@DrunkALBERT Wasn't it a thing of beauty?

Why haven't any of my DB's from last year at Texas Tech been drafted yet?? ... Oh yeah, it's because they all sucked.

#multitask RT Matthew Swanson: Just got called gay by a stripper for paying attention to Twitter than her. #NASAStripClubNight #NASATweetUp

Haha, same with Cam RT @bourbonmeyer: If there was EVER a day Barry Bonds should come out and admit it... Today is the day!

Just got back from a long recruiting trip in Pakistan...

#starter. You were a great help RT CProvancha17: I can't get into the details but I just got back from the Middle East. Ultimate blood rush.

So me and Christian Provancha just got back from the Middle East. Connect the dots. #gatorblood

Wow, Christian Provancha is a horndog.

So Not John Brantley goes with a Chris Brown reference. He is about just as tough as Chris in the pocket. #teambrantley

#teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp #teammuschamp

How don't I have a lot of followers yet? I guess I'm not big time yet like Not John Brantley...

Hopefully Mike Blakely plays us in 2012 so @SoMuchSwagger22 can get up in the box and knock his head off. #thatswhatyougetforleavingusmike

So I heard Лаврентий ran over Raphael Kirby!.... Making him pay for picking Miami.