Listen guys, I’m sorry I’ve been sidetracked for the last 4 years. Now I’m going to get back to tweeting about what I know you you came here for. Glorious throbbing triceps, terrifically styled hair and a personality that’s been described as a positive ray of sunshine.

i think i'm gonna die in county general

can i come over and stare at u like this

every once in awhile a non-pitt related tweet will slide into my tl

shawn hatosy

I’ve never wanted to save a horse so badly

OHHHH

robby's new tattoos are "jorkin" and "pittness"

many such instances

what would the writers of the pitt do without us reminding them about the lawsuit all day every day 🚬🚬

unfortunately.... he looks really good...

woof that hair

this was for us

yes MAAM 👏👏👏

wow he is so polite

sometimes the birthday girl gets to redownload twitter as a birthday treat