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Why don't SEO experts go to the zoo? Because they know they’ll only see penguins and pandas. #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

Why don't SEO experts go to the zoo? Because they know they’ll only see penguins and pandas.

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Why don't we tell secrets on ecommerce platforms? Because they can't keep a tab open. #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

Why don't we tell secrets on ecommerce platforms? Because they can't keep a tab open.

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"Why did the marketer get kicked off the trampoline? Because his bounce rate was too high!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why did the marketer get kicked off the trampoline? Because his bounce rate was too high!"

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"Retargeting ads are like my ex, they keep showing up uninvited and remind me of a mistake I almost made." #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Retargeting ads are like my ex, they keep showing up uninvited and remind me of a mistake I almost made."

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't digital marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google has already tracked your location!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't digital marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google has already tracked your location!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why did the ecommerce site go to therapy? It had serious 'add to cart' abandonment issues." #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why did the ecommerce site go to therapy? It had serious 'add to cart' abandonment issues."

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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Why don't ecommerce businesses make good comedians? Their delivery is always late. #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

Why don't ecommerce businesses make good comedians? Their delivery is always late.

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"Why don't digital marketers like playing hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your cookies are enabled!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't digital marketers like playing hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when your cookies are enabled!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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Why don't marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always tracking! #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

Why don't marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you're always tracking!

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't ecommerce sites play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google can't even find you!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't ecommerce sites play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google can't even find you!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why did the email marketer get kicked out of the bar? Because he kept asking people for their 'contact information'!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why did the email marketer get kicked out of the bar? Because he kept asking people for their 'contact information'!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't SEO experts go fishing? They can't stand the idea of getting caught by a clickbait!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't SEO experts go fishing? They can't stand the idea of getting caught by a clickbait!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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Why don't SEO experts go fishing? They can't understand why they can't "click" on the fish to catch them. #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

Why don't SEO experts go fishing? They can't understand why they can't "click" on the fish to catch them.

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"My diet is like my Google Analytics, I pretend to understand it while crying into my pizza." #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"My diet is like my Google Analytics, I pretend to understand it while crying into my pizza."

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why did the social media marketer get kicked off the trampoline? He had too many bounces!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why did the social media marketer get kicked off the trampoline? He had too many bounces!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't SEO pros stay at the zoo for long? They can't resist checking out their panda and penguin updates!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't SEO pros stay at the zoo for long? They can't resist checking out their panda and penguin updates!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't ecommerce marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google has already tracked your location." #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't ecommerce marketers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when Google has already tracked your location."

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing
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"Why don't digital marketers like trampolines? They're terrified of bounce rates!" #ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing

"Why don't digital marketers like trampolines? They're terrified of bounce rates!"

#ecommerce #analytics #digitalmarketing