when people say “bear in mind” they are referring to paddington bear, who should always be in mind

This, the last good thing to happen before we all died and went to purgatory, honestly feels like it was a decade ago.

“Umma,” the Korean word for mother, is a horror film starring Sandra Oh and directed by Iris K. Shim. Set to release 3/18. thewrap.com/sony-slots-tom…

I want a movie where Batman takes on white collar crime. Just auditing dudes with his bat-culator, still wearing the whole suit.

Russia Starts War Despite Us All Having a Lot Going on Right Now: ow.ly/RnS550I3Kml

Bro I'm telling you, Scottish tap water has wee flakes of gold in it which cuts the inside of your throat and gets you hydrated quicker

Image prediction: cricket Confidence: 30.87%

It's a bug-eat-bug world out there, princess. The sun grows the food, the ants pick the food, the grasshoppers eat the food. - a leak from the upcoming live action Bug's Life 👇

If Billie Piper returns to Doctor Who for the 60th anniversary i will not be responsible for my behaviour, I will go feral

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

Ok folks. It’s time we talked about eels. I’m a geologist but I recently learnt about eels and… wow. Since then, I’ve been greeting strangers with ‘DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EELS?!’ Well, consider yourself a stranger in my path. Strap in. It’s a 🧵 1/so many

The best bit of being a wedding guest is finding out what your past self ordered you for dinner.

Stunned to see some absolute weapons on here think Tasha is *checks notes* faking needing to use BSL for *checks notes* "the sympathy vote". Can't believe I've missed the part of #GBBO where we all vote on the winner 🙄

Sorry I'm late I was making a hot water bottle for my cat.

finally getting to see Ncuti next week but having to watch david tennant regenerate #doctorwho

Easily the most under-rated project I have ever had the honor to work on, and the first thing I say when someone asks “what should I watch next?” I’m hopeful Netflix will help this remarkable drama find an even bigger audience!