Men only want one thing

In another lifetime “hoe math” would be a beloved gardening advice account

Rack Slabbath BBQ Pork butts gathered in their masses Slapping sauces on big fat asses

we’re basically one tweet away from elon challenging trump to a cage match on the moon sponsored by tesla tequila

Rolled into wedding venue with the radio blaring Love Stinks

Giving California to the libs is like giving Constantinople to the Turks. We must retvrn

Botox got her 😩

Spotted 95 miles from Wall Drug

Also note the framing on this -- we collectively owe Others $37T but we do NOT collectively own the land in our own country? If public land does not represent shared ownership then public debt isn't my fuckin' problem.

Clayton you’re a friendly guy Ehh maybe a mostly unintentional ass

Hear me out— we use that palantir technology to scrub the internet for everyone cheering this mess in Iran on so we can draft them first

i love saying i don't have tiktok as if that makes me superior meanwhile i've been on twitter rewiring my brain for the last 14 years

Tarp chat

me: *taking off shirt* YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!? dermatologist: again, it’s called a biopsy

hey girl wanna sneak into north korea for the stars?

Yes free will is real. So the mess in your life is at least partially your fault, if not all your fault.

Universal healthcare but only if I get recreational general anesthesia

I've never known a man to love his family, friends, livestock and land as much as Ethan. His willingness to go above and beyond to help anyone who asks will not be forgotten. gofundme.com/f/aid-for-mika…

big beautiful bill still not as big as your mom

CLOG (Cat Lady Occupied Government)