baristas at starbucks don’t give a fuck if they spell your name right. my cup had anxiety ridden freak written on it.

Air Quality Alert: Smells like tequila and bad decisions

I mean I could tweet but everybody is in reading jail...

Listing to all the tiny screams of Twitter users and our lack of dopamine.

Look can I at least get a doom counter if I can only read 600 tweets?

[choking back dread because of my past] yes i’ll water your plants

A group of boys playing is called an anxiety.

Out of jail for now

Just leave me the box of sugar cones and don't ask any questions.

Popping on to say I'm joining the masses who are heading over to blue sky, which is a lot like the old Twitter before Elonia bought it.