my trading strategy? i buy the top i hold the drop i cry a lot i do it again. 👉🏻👈🏻

ETH DOMINANCE IS RISING 🧠 Smart money doesn’t follow noise — it follows momentum. $ETH breakout might just flip the entire market in Q3. Eyes open.

2028: your AI girlfriend starts an OnlyFans. good luck bro.

🚨 KRAKEN GOES BIG IN THE U.S. Kraken just launched CME crypto futures + spot trading on a regulated US platform. This is NOT a drill. 👉 Real institutional flow is coming. 👉 $BTC & $ETH demand will never look the same again.

🚨 $85M ETH ON THE MOVE 27,805 $ETH just transferred from #FalconX to an unknown wallet. Smart money isn’t sleeping. Volatility ahead. 📊 whale-alert.io/transaction/et… #ETH #Crypto #Whales

🚨 JUST IN: Trump may REPLACE Jerome Powell 👀 Fed chair could be FIRED — new macro season loading… Markets boutta get TRUMPIFIED 🇺🇸📉📈 $BTC $ETH #Crypto #Trump #Fed #Powell

📈 JUST IN: $ETH breaks $3,100 — bulls are back. Ethereum just said: “don’t fade me” 💥 Are we going straight to $4,000 from here?

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Trump wants to fire Jerome Powell and replace him with Scott Bessent. Market’s about to get a new daddy. $BTC $ETH $SOL

$BTC bleeding. $ETH flying. Altcoins just woke up. Altseason ain’t coming. It already started. 🚀🔥

Charts looking like 2021 again.

🚨 TRUMP SIGNALS BIG CHANGE AT THE FED? President Trump praises Treasury Secretary Bessent 👀 Could Powell be out soon? Could $DJT be in? Markets watching closely… and so are we. 🧠📉📈 #Crypto #Trump #DJT #FED #Powell

🚨 $PUMP JUST FLIPPED $BONK! 2.41B vs 2.40B — The throne has changed. Ongoing buybacks + unstoppable momentum. This isn’t just a meme, it’s a $2.4B message. Next stop: $DOGE? 🤯 #PUMP #BONK #Solana #MemeSeason #CryptoNews

you saw $PUMP at $20M you didn’t buy you saw it flip $BONK you still didn’t buy bro what do you want? a personal invitation from God?

🚨 JUST IN: Trump turns pro-crypto heat UP! 🇺🇸🔥 11 lawmakers who previously opposed crypto bills are now flipping sides. The political tide is turning — Crypto is no longer a joke. It’s policy. Next bull run might be written in Washington. #Trump #CryptoLegislation #Bitcoin

🚨 $BTC WHALE MOVEMENT — $53M LEAVES KRAKEN 452 $BTC just moved from #Kraken to an unknown wallet. Smart money leaving CEX. Accumulation phase heating up? 🔥👀 #Bitcoin #CryptoNews #WhaleAlert

🚨 TRUMP MEETS 11 OF 12 REPS IN OVAL OFFICE Says they’ll vote YES on the $GENIUS Act — stablecoin law incoming. 🇺🇸 “Let’s make America great again… with crypto.” 📜 Legislation could unlock billions in capital if passed.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Vice President JD Vance heads to Senate to break tie on $9 billion in DOGE cuts for NPR, PBS, and USAID.

🚨 $PUMP BUYBACK UPDATE 🚨 Pump.fun injected 187,770 $SOL ($30.6M) in fee revenue. So far, $19.26M spent to buy 2.99B $PUMP at avg price $0.0064 🔥 Only 69K $SOL left. The final squeeze is coming. Meanwhile… Trump: “Crypto is the FUTURE.” New bill incoming.

Quick update: I’ve been offline for a while due to a broken leg — forced rest. But I’m coming back stronger. ClashOfCalls will return soon. Stay tuned.😏