Turns out the New York Times hates cookies in addition to trans people

Gunter got queso

Watching horror movies as a child therapist is wild. I would 100% be advising these families against the actions they need to take to rid themselves of ghosts

Got my nephew this giant Pikachu for Christmas and it’s the best money I’ve ever spent

V hard to play Hades when the cat is covering my dang health bar

It’s weird that our bar for compassion is so low that, “sports guy cares if a man lives or dies even though he’s on the other sports team” is a feel-good story

I’ve had a tough couple of years and can’t help but feel this is the result of that chainmail I failed to forward to 5 friends in 1999

I can’t believe that baked chips still exist. Who is eating these?!

Very small fruit 🥺

Inscryption is so fun and spooky and everyone should play it

I peed before feeding the cats this morning

Happy berth day to this stud - my heart and home and favorite person. Very glad he was born!

A thing to understand about JP the Sweetie is that he’s super into winning Golden Tee in his brother’s basement as an eagle named ASS in a 3-piece suit and nothing has ever been funnier to either of us

Any lawyers in Texas that can weigh in on the legality of this? Helping a friend and this just seems…egregious even by Texas standards

Just discovered my dog’s onlyfans…

Wow.