I wish Dolly Parton owned Twitter

Actor Valerie Bertinelli changing her Twitter name to “Elon Musk” and retweeting Democratic candidates as well as telling people to vote blue to save our democracy is some badass brilliant trolling right there.

Nuggys never say die

The officiating tonight is more special than usual. Which is saying something. #LetsGoOilers

On the mend, thank you 🙏

Hello Elon Musk, you have a problem with your "verified" system. This is a nightmare.

I’m excited to play my debut show with my new backing band The 109ers at Station On Jasper on Thurs Nov 17! Event details: fb.me/e/38s6y0Wtq #yegmusic #yeg

What’s the phrase? Oh yes. SHOOT THE PUCK.

Yikes. Goaltending aside… have to think Holloway gets sent down soon. His turnovers are deadly.

Brutal

Holy. Can’t wait to see Gunter’s reaction on Netflix next season.

Elon Musk suspended from Twitter for impersonating competent businessman thebeaverton.com/2022/11/elon-m…

Congrats George!

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Had the last practice before playing my first show with my own backing band on Thursday at Edmonton’s Station On Jasper . Feeling very excited! #yegmusic

Ready to play Station On Jasper tonight #yegmusic

Exit strategy time. mstdn.ca/@topher

This is some gold standard NHL officiating, right here. Jebus. #LetsGoOilers

HOLY CRAP

Elon allows Trump back on Twitter? I think I’ll leave this tweet from Liz Cheney here, and then leave. Good night and good luck, Twitter. #RIPTwitter