CP 🤝 Double-Double

ROLL TIDE

This is where you determine if somebody is clean or not

"If Drake and Kendrick Lamar got in a rap battle who do you think would win?" Obama (2016): "I gotta go with Kendrick."

Oh my god. Drake's response was to actually make a song about he doesn't diddle kids. "The Heart Part 6" is literally the It's Always Sunny scene.

Why you laughing?

I’m in the sketchiest Uber rn lol car is falling apart AND we only going 60 in the slow lane on the freeway. I smell burning 😭

She’s so pretty, but I can never get a good picture 😂

Accidentally cut part of my mustache off while lining it up. Gonna be a great day!

Crime TV It’s sad, but many times the ‘finding out’ is equal to or greater than the ‘fucking around.’

I have been reminded that the Taliban has rollerblade units that patrol the streets

Earthquake twitter in SF coming alive...

Everyone flocking to twitter when they see that instagram is down #instagramdown