If I tried to holler at you in 2025, that was not me. In January I consumed a hot dog from a street vendor that contained a mind-altering parasite that influenced my greater decision making skills. It has since exited my system. That being said, my DMs are still open.

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, double shame on you. fool me three times, it’s like why would you continue to take advantage of my big heart and childlike wonder when you know i’m easily fooled. and don’t even get me started on four times

i fucking hate when instagram changes the layout. i’ll swipe right trying to go to messages and it’ll be a reel of male moaning asmr playing full blast while i’m sitting next to my grandma

fuck my incredibly beautiful and worthwhile life

i don’t need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5. it’s called listening to music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

i asked my dad what his ideal partner for me would be the other day and he said “someone who’s nice to you i guess. someone who doesn’t make you cry?” okay so i see we’re not even trying to be realistic then

to do list after becoming rich: - forget where i came from - switch up on my day 1s - leave my homies in the hood - let the money change me - tell people money doesn’t make you happy - reply ‘skill issue’ and ‘bro has no motion’ when my family asks me for help paying bills

did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can just get out of whatever ditch you’re in? i just found out

(8 months post break up) AND ANOTHER THING

whenever i’m congested i feel subhuman like i literally don’t deserve to be alive right now

i hope we’re friends because of my amazing personality and not my huge rack

i’m always saying this

how long until they come out with a vape you can use to sports gamble

hot tip: if you pile 2-3 baskets of clean laundry on your bed and then slide in under the comforter it’s kind of like having a weighted blanket

begging my siblings who both have families of their own to support for a $300 john kiriakou cameo for my birthday

do the right thing John Kiriakou send me a cameo and you will be incarnated as a lotus flower

diagnosed with awwtism cause i’m such a cutie

catching print is grower erasure

enjoy a couple lingerie pics from my boudoir shoot 🤍🪞

when life starts feeling like arctic monkeys i wanna be yours and not hozier bbc lounge i wanna be yours