this tweet will be appreciated by maybe 5 people but I just have to say: I am still furious at Ross Poldark for cheating on his wife

The dog said: "Wait, I'm actually killing it."

Teachers: Please remove the disruptive student so others can learn. Admin: Everyone needs seat time, so we sent him back after a restorative conversation. Teachers: Johnny has only been here 5 days this semester. He’s going to fail with a 20. Admin: Seat time doesn’t matter.

Accurate

Good morning & welcome to baseball season.

if you’re not ripping your ‘Ring’ camera off your house right now and dropping the whole thing into a pot of boiling water what are you doing?

Ring paid somewhere between $8 and $10 million for a 30-second Super Bowl spot to tell 120 million viewers that their cameras now scan neighborhoods using AI. The math is wild. Ring has roughly 20 million devices in American homes. Search Party is enabled by default. The opt-out

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

The good news is we don’t have any players with hamate bones

You think your team’s jersey situation is bad, Fanatics completely forgot to make ours this season!

History made 🥇 Penn State Women’s Hockey forward Tessa Janecke is the first Penn Stater to win gold at the Winter Olympics. Team USA defeated Canada 2-1 in overtime in the gold medal match. onwardstate.com/2026/02/19/pen…

Giving away these two Roman cards. 😄 Nothing crazy, but good additions to any collection. LIKE, RETWEET and FOLLOW to enter. Will randomly choose a winner tomorrow night at 6pm EST. 🫡

The idea that you should only cheer for athletes who share your politics is bizarre and socially corrosive; sports should give us a temporary reprieve from partisan politics

WC-40! Willson Contreras sprayed that ball the opposite way!

I think Jarren Duran is going to have a monster year offensively. Sorry if this offends.

There are four stages of a day off: 1: I will do so much stuff 2: Later I’ll do some stuff 3: Eventually I’ll do some stuff 4: Oh no

We were robbed of a generational good time with Playback going out of business months before the World Baseball Classic started

The fact that most captchas are based on robots not being able to identify bikes or traffic lights doesn't fill me with confidence for self-driving cars.

3 people in my immediate proximity have been FaceTiming & listening to music loudly with no headphones. ZERO consideration for ANYONE else. I am now convinced that airline travel & shopping cart etiquette are the perfect encapsulation of our society. And it ain’t good, folks.

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