I would pay 10 million dollars to watch Donald trump draw a map of the world from memory

Come and #get #it x.com/heatherstv/sta…

#goonsquad x.com/dburdette_/sta…

Well, you definitely can't say that Jim Carrey gives a boring interview: "There is no me. There's just things happening."

I'm drunk in Orlandoooooooo!!!!

If you want some good news snow leopards have been removed from the endangered list today which they've been on since 1972

TEXAS. I LOVE YOU

suicide is the biggest killer of men under 50. cry if you need to. hug your bros if they need it. kill the idea that men can’t openly feel x.com/barstooltweets…

#studiocitypolls x.com/carlislediana/…

it’s like you think you’re brave & then you go to a Los Angeles Trader Joe’s on a Sunday afternoon

Happy birthday, baby.