The greatest artistic endeavour in history - replacing the protagonist of Zelda: The Wind Waker with a horrible goose - is nearing completion youtu.be/a7lsBemqDMo?si…

Having successfully collapsed the fortunes of the United Kingdom via Brexit, we can't wait to see what Michael Gove does for The Spectator... bring it on!

My hard drive is on its way out but I'm giving it the Joey's Recliner treatment - leaving it alone in the hope it heals itself while I'm out

Can anyone point to any scientific research or essays about why hammering rain makes me, Chris, specifically, so happy please

Really enjoying #EchoesOfWisdom so far. Very early into the game it presents you with a vast number of options for exploration and combat. Weird performance drops, mind youtu.be/Z5VhnrxPHNw?si…

#Hellboy: The Crooked Man is really good! Surprisingly faithful adaption, a good folk horror in its own right, and visually impressive (other than a few early CGI foibles). Definitely worth seeing

Bet Dickens is feeling like a right idiot now

It really sucks cigarettes are so fucking cool

The restaurant has a pelican

Eight stories per shift is absolutely insane. Just a storm of slurry adding no value to anyone

📢Freelancers - take the survey and share w/ a freelance friend.

Nintendo launch a product designed solely to make Nathalie Kernot kill me in the morning youtu.be/dMqWTkgDt6A?si…

Well

Never seen a film like #TheSubstance at the cinema before. While we were leaving I told Nathalie Kernot that it overdelivered - even as a woman in the row behind us was quietly apologising to her friend for making them see it. Go see The Substance, it will change your life

X now constantly sending irrelevant push notifications is certain to bring people and advertisers back en masse, congrats to the X team for yet anothet masterstroke

Really liked Alice Lowe's #Timestalker! Even if the performances and direction weren't excellent, it would get a lot of credit for its originality alone

Moving over to the other app 🦋 full-time now, would love to see you there