Told my 4-year-old nephew on Christmas morning that Christmas is the only day of the year that you’re officially allowed to have ice cream for breakfast. My poor, long-suffering sister simply stared at me and said “You are the worst”. 🤣🤣🤣

“Progressive” x.com/NadineDorries/…

“I am looking forward to completing your training. In time you will call me Master.”

HARRY: The Mail's coverage is getting more and more ridiculously awful.

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 671

👇 youtube.com/watch?v=EtHOmf…

Yo FedEx Europe. Trying to track down a parcel that has been with you since the 19/12 and is now apparently on its way back to the sender (who is unknown to me). Your live chat is useless, as is your automated phone system. Can I get some help from an actual human please?

Small but significant update to the promo artwork for Penn Jillette & Teller’s upcoming UK tour. When tickets went on sale in 2020 it was billed as the “first final” UK tour. Now it’s simply the “final” UK tour. 🥺 Gents, please say it ain’t true?

So, is there someone specific on the HubSpot mobile / social team that I should send my declaration of undying love to, or was this a team effort? 😍😍😍 #HubSpotTipsAndTricks #HubSpotUpdate

‘The Passion of the Christ II: Electric Boogaloo’?

Somehow I missed that HubSpot added the ability to directly upload a file in the design manager. A friend of mine has been copying and pasting his boilerplate CSS & JS files each time he starts a new build. You wouldn't know him though. He goes to another school. 😳

When you're a procrastinator and bad at planning.

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, TV show, or album until I forget: Day 707

Ted Lasso Season 3 premieres March 15. Happy Valentine's Day.

Important message from a journalist who, sadly, cannot speak out because of his contract of employment.

This two minute video contains everything that is great about this country. 🇬🇧 youtu.be/mpK2qRWI3GE

Genuinely considering using this as a testimonial on my website. 😆 Cheers Richard Wood!

This will be the photo that goes around the world today. A peaceful protester handcuffed and arrested in Britain.

Em & I don’t even have kids and we’ve watched every episode. 😆