If the Astros are serious about making a run they better not sit Yordan Alvarez out again.

If Charlie Kirk had been a nicer person he probably wouldn’t have gotten hit. So if there is a lesson out of this, just be a nice person. And you will be ok.

Surprise bitches and haters. Despite the hard year I’m still alive.

Well folks. I did it. I somehow managed to survive 49 fucking years. You start thinking of all the times you should have been a goner but you are still here for some reason. Thanks for everyone for listening to my crazy shit.

I’ll say it. I’m a Pete Buttigieg democrat. A pragmatic progressive. It’s what we need right now. Drop a like if you agree.

I’ll say it again because I say it every time it happens. Changing clocks is stupid and doesn’t benefit anyone.

I’d like to.apologize to Davis Mills. I saw he was in and I thought we were screwed. Good job Davis. Sorry for doubting you.

If you ever want to feel humbled, online dating will do that for you with the quickness.

Pete Buttigieg will be the next president in 2028. I’m just saying it now so people can get used to the idea of it. And so they can wrap their head around it.

Oh yeah. I was dealing with some things but I’m back and better than ever.

Two types of people slide into my DMs. Either they are totally lost or they are looking to scam me.

I wish I was less shy and introverted. My life would be way easier.

My life may be messed up but I’m #teampete. Don’t get it twisted.

I’m like Timex. I take a licking and keep on ticking. Still here.

Polls don’t vote. People do. About to sort that out.

Democracy. If you don’t like how things are go vote. You will feel better I promise.

music.amazon.com/albums/B07VX7F… Shades of 2020 every time I hear this. If you know you know.

The stupid time changed. I didn’t even know it changed but I felt behind all day. I thought it was the dreary weather. Nope. This is the time of year I say it again that changing clocks is fucking stupid.