You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about.

Alright dogs, let's go to the park.

For anyone thinking I just like to use a lot of euphemisms...

Focusing on what matters...which in this case is the door panel.

Think it might be time for a job change. Maybe get out of software and into the stripping game. Idk

Gm y'all. Have the greatest of Sundays!

The TL aligning and such...

Thinking about starting an Eagles tribute band named "The Jeff Feagles". We'll play all of the Eagles' hits while wearing different jerseys worn by the Pro Bowl punter throughout his career.

Gm! Somebody in my household discovered a new song on the drums this morning.

You're all invited for breakfast this morning. We're having steak, eggs w/chorizo, bacon, and coffee. It's BYOB though, bring your own bread. I don't have any.

Honestly, how many mildly amusing accounts can their be on one site?

Sometimes I worry about one of my posts going viral with a typo, but then I put that worry to rest pretty quickly.

Lucious S.E.A. Pater Amoris Pancakes are rubbery waffles made by poors who can't afford a cast waffle iron.

Mom, is that you?

It's always, "Ok, cookie monster...", never, "Are you okay, Cookie Monster?"

GM! You're going to want to see this post, but I wanted to make sure and put a sensitive flag on it. It will make you angry.

I'm never leaving this place...

Chris is short for Christholomew.

Chris Adams bluthwayne Ken is short for Kenjamin