Well New Zealand Labour treats New Zealand like a lottery

So we're clear: "People made their own choices, there was no compulsory vaccination". Clearly, the PM thinks coercion equals consent. The mandates were unjust and tragic, but now we are also being gas lit. Disgusting.

Saw this guy at the markets today yelling at Chris Hipkins…

“I think it’ll backfire... I think New Zealanders will see through it," says Chris Bishop of the CTU attack ad on Christopher Luxon. thespinoff.co.nz/live-updates/0…

Iv got a better tan to be fair

Time to delete my nzherald App #nzpol

There’s a reason all New Zealand Labour MPs have Imposter Syndrome #nzpol

Let’s get this Parody Account humming! #follow #parody #laughs #politics #election #nz #nzpol

Most your voters are unlikely to be millionaires so they do want our tax cuts

Gangs suddenly not voting Greens as they don’t want a wealth tax #nzpol

Because I was a globalist sheep today and said “NZ supports Ukraine” (which should never be in doubt, but Zelensky is not Ukraine) I probably just got offside with the new US Administration and tariffs are coming our way. Yes I am that undiplomatic. #NZPol

I basically converted to Hinduism this week (as my plan is to run India Airways once I get ousted as PM)

Even I’m sick of my own voice, so I don’t blame the rest of NZ tuning out #nzpol

At this point, even I’m voting for Winston next election.

💥 LEAKED IMAGE FROM NATIONAL CAUCUS MEETING YESTERDAY💥

Which New Zealand Prime Minister ever had to have a tshirt reminding them of their position?

We’re reinstating a total ban on prisoner voting.

Well the left are raving mad at me today… guess that’s what happens when I grow some carhoonahs