If you have a womb, you are a woman. Otherwise, you are not.

I dunno what's going on with X Twitter but I'm seeing a lot of muslim shit on my timeline. If I wanted to hear about sub human nonces I'd contact the bbc.

Today I will be mainly adding lefty nonces to lists and waiting for the inevitable melty response. I hope all of the hunger strikers die.

Good Morning. I've had a 7 day "rest" imposed for hurty words.

Playoff vote in the Thickest Cunt category for a place in the semi-finals of Joey of the Year.

We're having turkey for Christmas lunch, I usually order a beef rib joint but I forgot due to being rough as arseholes with flu. Fuck. Sake.

#Corrie Once you see it. You can't unsee it.

Your annual reminder that if you want someone to chat or have a laugh with over the Christmas period there will be lots of folk on the #JoinIn and #DuvetKnowItsChristmas threads. 🎄

Sam tincknell Morrisons Haha fuck em the vegan wankers

People are getting up, I've done fuck all prep for Xmas dinner except open a Warsteiner #ChristmasRuined

Merry Christmas! Remember, it's only one day, make sure you enjoy it on your own terms, don't stress the dinner, and get really drunk at the earliest opportunity.

I've now opened a Budvar and rolled a large zoot. Veg prepped & done, turkey is ready.

Ziggy is a spoilt little bundle of violence. Merry Christmas 🎄🐾🐶😍

Ziggy's brothers Eddy & Franky are here to cause absolute mayhem! It's a wonderful thing.

I've received a pair of Adidas Tahiti, 5 band t shirts, cedarwood beard, body and bollock oils....and the new Reacher book. Special mention to the lad who got me a McLaren Lando Norris shirt.

Binwah Dottie awaiting her turkey.

Barmy Army!

Forgot to post the new Ziggy cushion he got for Chrimbo!

Off to Halifax to take the old man out for a pint on his birthday.... and give my Mother an hour or twos peace & quiet.

When you've not seen your Mums puppy for a few months....Zephyr wants cuddles!