idk what you’d call this genre but these are my favorite tweets of all time

themed houses.

Got a crush on the local gym worker how embarrassing for me

When I die my friends have my permission to say “on my dead homie” then lie

Still have my don’t forget flint shirt she designed. I wear it often. What an incredible child!

Put two Emergen-C packets in my bottle of wine

I was extremely social this weekend and as a reward I will not talk to anybody for the next 3 months. Thanks.

I’m hibernating don’t text

So this is in my state. I suggest every black person in America make an effort to visit it at some point. It is not a pleasant tour. At all. Each of those jars have soil from the tree of a confirmed lynching. The names are on them too. That’s how serious this place is.

cw // rape the "what were you wearing" exhibit has been recreated a number of times but the message is always the same: rape will happen no matter what a person is wearing. the only person to blame is the rapist.

My immigration attorney went MIA on me . Returned all my paper work to me with a note saying “my office is permanently closed” after still taking payments from me 3 days ago ! My husband found an empty office today ! Her name is Olga Villarreal. Pls share Took 10k from me.

I wonder if eating a bale of hay sucks compared to openly grazing. I feel like it would be shitty after snow n rain? But I also could see it being a whole different snack seasoned by time, all mildewed and compact. Does anyone have any good online therapists

Brussel sprouts amiright