I’ll never forget on a random episode when Padma introduced Gail as the “luscious Gail Simmons “

Me when I see Wicked tomorrow “NO ONE MOURNS THE WICKED!!”

I will not apologize for my fit being off today

If you are what you eat, I am Rigatoni Bolognese

My only flaw is that I don’t eat sushi

Lol dogecoin season

If I see n in the office , I’m flipping her the bird, and that’s that. I don’t care if she’s in a client meeting.

I need this app to tank faster so I can finally be free

I’m scared to kiss my gf in Indiana

Okayyyy wow . shopping at the Whole Foods on Ashland/belmont/Lincoln …. Luxury

My cats best friends are a gourd and a hoodie string, it’s time for a kitten

Most of my followers are bots so actually yes I do think Elon is getting rid of them … cuz honey the followers are decreasing. I’ll miss my bots

On my period .. crying at top chef

Put her on front desk in the next white lotus

All good things are bad for you. Except for garlic…

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How it feels to chew 5 Gum