I dont know if i can...

Just copped 7 big fat L's... Lost every game of pool to my bro

Guilt can really rip a person inside out

Watching محمد get lectured by sporting life's private investigator for 30 minutes was lit... 😒😒😒

Wanna watch me touch my elf? #HolidayPickUpLines After Midnight

Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way. #HolidayPickUpLines

I like how my essay went from Angelic writing to Demonic chicken scratch in about half a page today....

#differentplaysbetter

Why tf do i do 12 hours on my first day and close?

childs play

We got kicked out of a Delta airplane because I spoke Arabic to my mom on the phone and with my friend slim... WTFFFFFFFF please spread

Such a shame, i really liked you...

HOLY SHIT... Learn to take a fucking hint bitch...

"How are finals going?"

*me to friend* Yo you should just give up, we'll find you a new girl. Him: STFU dude, do you know how much i spent?

HOW IM TRYNA BE ON VALENTINE'S DAY x.com/jjbadluck/stat…

WTF... i need to attend court now lol

@vanessacheungg I have to go to court to see if im selected as a Juror -_- fun times

You need to find something better to do, i stg...

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS