Look @MattAFAIK

Woke up in a good mood this morning. Had a dream about my grandpa and it was just really great to see him.

My girl knows what's up. Pretty sure this is a direct result of letting her listen to LIZZO. #girlpower #raisingherstrong #proudmama

Here's an "exemplary" character concept, especially for #fantasy #SavageWorlds games (though all concepts are adaptable for other settings). New release from Dead Squadron Games on DriveThruRPG for only $3! The Exemplar inspires and supports their party. peginc.com/licensee-spotl…

Decided to rejoin the twitterverse. This is no longer a "work" account so if you're not into sarcasm and randomness you may want to just unfollow. 👌

No one warned me that having three children would mean my weekend (EVERY WEEKEND) would be spent in the laundry room.

No one told me how hard I’d giggle when I heard my husband shout “Ahhhhh! No! You’ve got to point your penis DOWN” from the bathroom upstairs. 😂😂😂🤷‍♀️ The struggle is real here people!!!! #littleboysareawesome #pointitdown

Hey parents of other five year olds! How many imaginary pancakes have you eaten today, because I'm stuffed!

Fuck you Bo Burnham for making me cry like a baby. Also, I love you for the same reason you talented asshole.

Hey Venmo Support, all of my funds disappeared and I’m getting a “network response was invalid” error. Help?

😂 x.com/boostmobilerob…

Ya got to! 🙌 Preach Trooper Ben! x.com/trooperbenkhp/…

Last day if #MidwestMaierMadness for week one! Who will advance? Video coming tomorrow kicking off week two!

Hey Trooper Ben, have you been contacted by any talk shows yet?! #followerbeforeyouwerefamous #dontforgetthelittlepeople

#Omaha we taking over! Metro who? @boostmobileIA Josh DenHerder @Dk1team1dream

#MidwestMaierMadness is really heating up! We're down to the sweet 16!! Congrats to those who advanced this week!!

This is Alex. Alex is the Director of Operations for one of our new Boost Mobile dealers, NewGen Mobile, LLC. We recognized Alex today with our Midwest Boost Mobile pin. We don't hand these out to just anybody. Only those that go above and beyond. Congrats! @Dk1team1dream

Congrats on the promotion @JayMiglionico!!! #eastside

Big things happening in Omaha!! #growingwiththebest

Guess who’s in OMAHA !!! @MidwestPPDSOM Ryan Maier Kyle murphy