you sure about that? lol

this is what u get for $500 a month in Texas

Nurses be like let me give you an ice pack and send you back to class

i will not stand for this level of fraud and corruption in our economy. it’s time for me to step in.

dudes will tell you to get a real job then just resell shit on the internet

if you regularly drink soda you should NOT be worried about what’s in the vaccine

Guys will post “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a picture of their car

I posted my Spotify Wrapped on my snapchat story why has nobody asked to have sex with me yet

these thanksgiving leftovers going crazy rn

Twitter when I swipe to the next Fleet

just got kicked out of class for having a sword in the background

just got off FaceTime with Joe Rogan, he told me to go fuck myself

i guess iMessage must have been down too lol that’s probably why she isn’t answering me

people are dying, Stacey

everyone’s phone after the Apple event ends

just fucked up a check

IM BACK

twitch.tv/chaselyons

i don’t care if we’ve been married for 10 years i am NOT showing you my side profile