Reassignment (Mentions Charles Sinclair, Esq., Haldor Brager V, Esq., and Aurora Knox ) Read: tl.gd/n_1sr1bj7

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Unacceptable. They’re not allowed to the baby shower.

[clears his throat]

Don’t. You’ve given me purpose.

Don’t be ridiculous. I’m not miserable. I have you and our prince. I’m the happiest man in the world.

We can get locked away....

Nonesense. I’m an -actual- gay thing. She knows I dapple only in pussies.

At least the better Sinclair is back.

-Finally-

[promptly brings the chili cheese fries and a milkshake.] Anything else?

I’d do it again. But I have better to look forward to.

Shit. I need to marry Sasha.

No, no [already distracted, moving on.] Did you get a new dress like I requested?

Test

Coward. I knew the first day I saw Sasha Hansen

Knowing I was going to marry you and actually doing it are two very different things, my dear.

I’m doing my best to never miss my chance with you ever again.