///::: This is from B1GB0Y. I will not be censoring myself.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬ

Sips coffee from a mug which reads “worlds best charms Professor”.. the token gift of the year, it’s a newest addition to his shelf. It compliments his worlds greatest dad, uncle, employee, and tandem bicycle partner mugs. He clears his throat. “…. Good morning.” Level toned.

Not sure if vampire eyes have any similar overlap to the eyes of a showtoon-eque, looneytoon quality, animation cliche wrapped up all in one bundle but.. If so, right about now, hearts would’ve manifested in the air and clattered right to the floor. Happy new year !?!

Muelling and probably having silly oven mitts.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝗌𝖺𝗎𝗅 𝗃𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗉𝗁 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗐𝗂𝗇—- 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗂𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗅𝖾, 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽 ﹠ 𝗎𝗇𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝗒𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇. 𝖺 𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 #𝘀𝗮𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀

I’m not all that good at math but we call this a Jimmy squared.

(Holding a vase full of flowers for D- Suddenly, it shatters in a million pieces. . . . Only temporary, obviously, with a million charms just for broken things alone- but- CUPIDS ARROW HAST STRUCK. And for…. A STRANGER HE’S NEVER SEEN IN THIS LIFE.)

She’s it. She’s the one. My dynamite Gal. He can’t move. Like a freeze charm. An inner voice is screaming. “SAYYY SOMETHINGGGGGGG!!!” No movement. “BEFORE SHE GETS AWAYYYYYYYYSDSY!!” STill unable to speak. “HURRRRYYY UPPPPPPP!”

It unfroze him. The perfect response. A cheesy pickup line. He walked over. “Oh no, but I know a thing or two about space.” He took her hand that held and went to give her a twirl, still gingerly holding onto it after. “-Know anything about gravitational pulls?”

Muelling for the .1 seconds he has to blink and not look at 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 𝙊𝙐𝙏 .

/: all amortentia stuff will be responded to with extreme devotion and energy and love tomorrow because I gotta finish all my work today for a nice, free weekend . . .

“Darling, your ways with words never fail to drive me crazy, crazy like when you drop a mouse into a maze of mirrors.” These are the similes employed. “What are you doing later? And after later? And also before later? As in, what are you doing right now?”

The tape is going to be used as a glorified mug coaster until it is one day it is suddenly remembered.

the secret ~love~ tape.

Reminiscing by Little River Band while he thinks sweet things about 𝙇𝙀𝙏 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇 𝙊𝙐𝙏 .

‘ you are neva gonna believe what I heard when I was passin’ through level 3 — ‘ 『 Donatella Coluccio. 』 Ministry File guard & unofficial paper toter. a part of #B1GB0Y .