Congratulations Secret Cinema you knocked it out the park with this one. Truly back on form. I’m still on the lookout for secret Russians #friendsdontlie

I want everyone who sees this to retweet it. We’ve got to arrest this guy.

Peter Neronha: End Jeff Gellman's Abuse of Dogs - Sign the Petition! chng.it/WLm2KCc2 via Change.org UK this man is abhorrent please sign

No I didn’t, why do you ask?

I’m getting scared that we’re forgetting Breonna Taylor- those cops haven’t even been arrested. Please remember black women. Please let’s keep fighting for her.

Watching Ghost Adventures (season 14 onwards) I went to YouTube to find earlier episodes. Now watching baby Zak Bagans 🧛🏻‍♂️ in season 1

Always have water and shade available for your dog today, watch out for hot pavements, and if you leave them in a car you are a stupid cunt. Enjoy the sunshine 🍻

I laughed until I had hiccups

Fancy winning a signed early copy of Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 new book #BecauseOfYou? We thought so! To be in with a chance all you need to do is like and retweet this video. Good luck! UK only. Closes 9th October.

This is such an astounding story

Hey Danny Baker check out my dads book it’s just come out and he would love to be able to get a copy to you #TheLionsKing #Millwall

Congratulations @darkfield_org Darkfield Radio is so creepy and so brilliant. The creepiness of “wet breathing” in my ear nearly tipped me over the edge.

We're not asking for you to shoot them like you shoot us. We're asking you to NOT shoot us like you don't shoot them.

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that - puff - he’s gone” - Keyser Söse #lineofduty #LineofDutyFinale

There are a lot of people now feeling isolated and worried, who plan to wear masks beyond 19th July and wonder if others will be too 💙 If you plan to wear a mask beyond 19th July to keep your community safe, RT this. Let’s stand together and tell the world we’ll #WearAMask 🌟

Urgent: Pen Farthing is brave and kind. Such honour should be rewarded. He's still trying to save others in the face of grave danger. He shouldn't be left behind. And they rescued a fucking car? Shame. #OperationArk

There's a person in this quiet carriage who keeps checking me out. Very flattering but I'm kind of on a roll with my Bop-It atm.

Just had someone ask me “what kind of adult wears pyjamas?!” so can we get a retweet from every adult currently enjoying their pyjamas please?

Can we please just take a minute to applaud this face. #CelebrityTraitors