Candace Owens Totally Ruins Another Murder Mystery Party With Wild Conspiracy Theories About The Deep State And Israel

Trump To Open Up Drilling On Greasers

"Free Palestine" Protestors All Come Down With Mysterious Case Of Laryngitis On Iran, Blame It On Israel

Mamdani To Abolish The Police K-9 Division As "Haram"

Star Trek Continues Bold New Vision Of Future Where Straight White Males Have Finally Been Eradicated

Woman's Body Apologizes For Calling Lactose "Degenerate Filth" -- Says It Believes In Tolerance And Has Several Lactose Friends

Dying Teen Wishes She Had Spent More Time Posting Selfies On Insta

New Autistic Barbie Comes With Ability To Count Cards In Vegas

Modern Progressives To Honor MLK Day By Judging People By The Color Of Their Skin, Not The Content Of Their Character

Man On Mushrooms Has Dream Just Like MLK, But His Is More About A Rainbow Unicorn

Progressive Mom Answers Child's Incessant "What's A ...?" Questions With "Whatever Identifies As A ..." — Leaving Child More Stupid Than Ever

Freezing Canadians Call To Abolish Ice

Ms. Rachel Apologizes For Teaching Children How To Wear An Intifada Vest

"Caturday Night Fever" Video Receives More Views Than All Ten Oscar Nominees For Best Picture Combined

White House Releases Follow-Up To Penguin Photo For Canada

I installed Clawdbot on a Mac mini and got it to take over for me at home so I could spend the weekend with the guys. When I got back it had built itself a body, fucked my wife, and ruined my marriage.

There’s always a Kevin