Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

my enjoyment of my stupid corporate hotel job HAS increased now that the work playlist confusingly includes both addison rae and car seat headrest

in line for popcorn and just heard a girl say "i've never seen a movie before"

Live life fully, buy yourself a book. Read the book. Don’t finish it. Buy another book. Go on a long walk. Read 3 pages of the book at the park. Buy another book. Add the book to a pile. Feel the breeze on your skin. Buy another book. Annotate the first chapter. Go buy another bo

this 5am shit so normal to me now I speak Bird fluently

please let the rapture take away my most annoying coworkers

the government records:

when the video essayist says "Now I know what you're thinking" i get so scared that i turn off my computer

i bet after a while sisyphus thought that rock looked fine as hell

listening to REAL music music.apple.com/us/album/i-lov…

the sheer volume of the helicopters constantly circling portland is enough on its own to make you hate the government