I can’t wait to throw a piece of sliced cheese on my baby and film it.

Highlight of my week? I watched a bird I follow do a livestream and really enjoyed it.

Why is it that once the weather gets nicer, the cars get louder?

When I unwind from a long day spent with my baby, I just look at pictures and videos of my baby. 🤪

Want to feel like you’re going crazy? Lose your wallet in a house you haven’t left for 3 weeks!

Wow, Rogers get your act together! In a time like this, connectivity is the only thing some people have! Unacceptable. We pay too much for this kind of service.

back when i tested positive for CoVid, my depression/anxiety were really kicking my ass due to being isolated. my precious grandma danced outside my window almost everyday so i would feel loved. & now i watch this video every time i get sad to remind me that i’m never alone🥺

Shout out to the food courier on a bike blaring ambient music on Barton street! 🤘

I could really go for an illegal haircut right now.

I’ve had my kids playmat song in my head for DAYS.

My weekends are all about the schedule send.

You know you’re an adult when you buy a Weed Wacker and are genuinely excited about it.

I wish there was a soft serve ice cream truck tracker.

Most used new mom emojis: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤪🍹

Marry a man that will bring you kettle after kettle of hot water for your bath. 🛀🏼

This mom for sure just logged onto social media and bought a dancing cactus. Damn ads!!

A lot about being a new parent is having wet shoulders.

When you can’t sleep on garbage night & your apartment smells like skunk.

I’m gonna be a LOOT BAG mom, 💯.

I dress myself in bags now.