I do what I want, I was born cancelled

I had a dream that I was at the inauguration and it gave me “Coachella at the White House” vibes. Naturally, I was scheduled to perform and was entirely unprepared. I caught Obama making out w Kamala Harris, and I sat on Trumps lap while he cried hahahaha ewww

love like you’ll never get hurt

another life giving double khru weekend to look forward to 😁✈️

why do I love 7-11 food and cafeteria food and all that shit hahahahha

grinning like an idiot

a real love survives a rock steady vibe

romantic ambient Christian inspired pop folk

are you in love again?

I pledge allegiance to the jiggle of that ass

Phil Collins had no business wrecking my life w the Tarzan soundtrack fr

days are longer. more time to yearn.

I thrifted some sick ass coveralls

sorry I can’t, I’m watching Portlandia with my dog for the next three hours

how the hell do you corn a beef?!

me whenever a new guy tries to introduce me to his goofy friends

I just want a nice boy to teach me how to fish

where next ✈️

death is real, life is fake

a girl wants to be my friend what do I do