ᅠ ᅠ What do Asa and Pochita do while Denji is out selling cigarettes? Uhm… 💧 … learning plenty of tricks, that’s for sure. Mostly teaching the 𝐉𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐠 how to ‘𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛’ for the Warmonger’s “𝐏𝐀𝐀𝐆 𝐧’ 𝐃𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞”. 😵‍💫 󠀀󠀀 󠀀󠀀

ᅠ ᅠ Need a bad bitch he can punch after dying in video games, it’s not his fault Denji’s T.V sucks so much. 🐶💢 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ⠀ Pochi doesn’t wanna come outside… ᅠ Pochi just wants to stay in and fuck ᅠ his chew toy till he hears it 𝚂𝚗𝚊𝚙 ᅠ in half. 🦴🙂‍↕️ ᅠ ᅠ

󠀀󠀀 󠀀󠀀 There's been a recent outbreak of 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠-𝙊𝙗𝙨𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝙤𝙜𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨 in Tokyo, especially amongst the Devil Hunters. They all keep saying the same thing: "𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚝." Do you know what they're talking about?󠀀 󠀀󠀀 󠀀󠀀

ᅠ ᅠ⠀ Pochi must not have gotten the memo… 😅 if the 𝙨𝙡𝙞𝙩-𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙢𝙘𝙪𝙣𝙩 learns to behave, maybe she’ll earn some ‘playtime’ in her old bed .ᐟ 🥱 ᅠ ᅠ

ᅠ ᅠ You’re gonna 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 you had an alleyway when this bull dawg drags your fine ass aside to 𝐏𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐏𝐔𝐌𝐏 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 or three into ya. 💢 ᅠ ᅠ

‍ Okay ! Okay ! He won’t ! Just— don’t expect him to raise the lil’ 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝 . And it’s hard not to . The homeless mutt’s belly is always rumbling . ‍

‍ Pochita is a very ‘monkey see, monkey do’ kind of dog. That is to say, if you want him to put a collar on, you better put one on yourself. ☺️ ‍

‍ Pochi’s got an itch behind the ear they just can’t quite scratch ! Would someone be so kind as to help them with it … ? ( 🥹 ) ‍

ᅠ ᅠ Some kibble would be nice , with a side of milk . ᅠᅠ ᅠ