Erling Haaland you shithouse! Hahaha!

As a United fan and as funny as it is, that Henderson decision is probably the worst I’ve ever seen! It just has to be a red card

What weather for a birthday! 33 Jesus Christ 😭

Got a lot of time for this 😂 been learning Spanish for years hahaha

Would take him at United in a heartbeat! Back to Villa though maybe?

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Would just like to thank everyone involved with New Mills Football Club I’ve absolutely loved the last 18 months and will never forget the great escape ❤️ the fans were brilliant and loved my time at the club! Wish them all the best season, go and get promotion that you deserve 🙌

That set point winner is absolutely disgusting!! Silly from Alcaraz 👏👏

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Jesus Christ that penalty shootout was painful 😂 some horrific pens there haha!

Never gonna happen but United surely have to get in the race for this guy! Couldn’t be more of what we’re desperate for, go for it!

Same excitement at 33 as at 21 for the first game of the season! Massive good luck to everyone involved ❤️ gutted not to be fully fit after a calf strain however! All the best everyone for all the ups and downs to come 👏

Hannah Hampton 👏👏👏👏

Another goal disallowed but finally one that stands 💙

40’ Gooooaaaaallll! Chad is there to tap in after a goal mouth scramble from a free kick! 1-1 #upthecutters

United please do whatever it takes to sign Donnarumma 😭

8/15 for Minnie Hauk 😂 amazing! Thank you!