my type >>>

two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.

Work attire

When someone gives you surf directions but they’re dyslexic

Some jellyfish glow because they’re lonely: Bioluminescent jellyfish use light to find each other in the dark ocean. little lanterns searching for company in the void

A lovely way to wake up 🥰 He knows what matters, thank you x

Yes

When the Japanese decide to master something, whether it’s cars, cameras, animation, knives, or yes, whiskey and craft cheese - they will perfect it into its final Platonic form. How do they do it? Obsession with kaizen (continuous improvement). And they will apply themselves

I see red

Easy there, energy vampire. Compliments don’t require an aura-harvest It’s okay to just be kind because you mean it - no soul siphoning, no light-energy surcharge

Have you considered you’re the common denominator

We’re all thinking it: what does this man look like

Always knew I was a gay man

Shout out to our 4 year anniversary Mr Big

I promise to read the book

Hooker telescope getting the best view of Uranus. me too.

A cute date night 🌴

Your soul needs this