"May you see on Twitter, as you shiver even though you are wearing every garment that you own, that your senator has left you for dead and fled to Mexico. May the rage warm you from within for only two minutes." texasmonthly.com/politics/13-cu…

I’ve never felt more understood.

I'll admit it. I cannot stop listening to "driver's license." open.spotify.com/track/7lPN2DXi…

I missed the deadline to join a friend's March Madness group because I couldn't think of a clever enough name for my bracket. Haley Reiser, this is my confession.

BREAKING: EVERY ADULT in Texas is eligible for the vaccine starting this coming Monday, March 29th. You don’t have to wait to sign up for our waitlist. Do it now at readyharris.org

Welp, time to watch Arrested Development again😢. "There’s no alcohol? What the hell are we supposed to do for two days?”

I cannot 🙄 hard enough.

"Fear is not facts. We have seen life self-correct again and again. Stick around, and against all odds, you will, too. We know that science and love almost always win the day, honest to God." - ANNE LAMOTT

Yes yes yes yes!

When the public safety alert goes off and it brings you joy instead of fear 🥺. I continue to be blown away over where we are today vs one year ago today, when the emergency alarms caused me to spiral. Thank you, science! 💪💉

"Let me love the world the way I love my young son, not only when he cups my face in his sticky hands, but when, roughhousing, he accidentally splits my lip. Let me love the world like a mother. Let me be tender when it lets me down." - @maggiesmithpoet

Good lord. You slay me, Foy Vance 🥺 open.spotify.com/track/3pMbjkN5…

5 days of listening and still can't get over Anderson East's new single. It is literal fire🔥 open.spotify.com/track/2NBStpIC…

Light vacation reading by Kristin Du Mez. Can’t put this down 🤯

just bear cubs playing on a golf course 🥺⛳️

Okaaaaayyy 🔥 chiiild open.spotify.com/track/39ctmPVT…

Is a deadly virus raging out of control? A. No, that is just a zombie scenario we designed to scare you. B. No, that is just a hoax scenario liberals designed to scare you. mcsweeneys.net/articles/are-y…

A Christian gym called “True Love Weights™️”

"Maus" is one of the most incredible works that I've read and own. It won the Pulitzer in 1992. 10/10 recommend it and keep this bestseller trend going!

I just signed a @theactionnet petition: Cancel NRA Convention in Houston. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/canc…