I swear all you see on this app now are people bullying other people It’s gone to shit

One of my favourite walks in the country this. Windsor looks so nice this time of year ❤️

Be saying that cranberry sauce doesn’t belong on Christmas dinner next!…

Sorry but you’re an absolute psychopath if you go out on the piss till early hours on Christmas Eve. It’s a takeaway, pjs and a Christmas film then bed ready for Santa

Christmas dinner mark 2. I absolutely love having 2 Christmas days back to back 😍😂

Hibernian fans belting out “Sunshine on Leith” after beating Hearts in the Edinburgh derby today 😍

I've got about 7p to last me through January. Fantastic.

💁‍♂️😂

The New Year’s resolution to eat healthier has hit a slight bump … Indian for breakfast😂

The FA Cup doesn’t belong to the fans anymore. The FA sold its soul. Live cup games on a £30 a month streaming service?? Get to fuck. I’ve got zero interest. #FACup

But you’ll reduce your happiness by 90% Choose wisely 😂

I think I’m about to get mugged 🫣😂

I couldn’t care less about celebrity news normally but there’s something about the idea of raising a child your entire life for them to grow up and shun you for a woman that’s just really really sad Every parents worst nightmare

Working 7–8 hours a day just to come home and have only 4 hours of personal time and rest, including preparing for the next day, feels deeply wrong and sad.

Alcohol & money 😂

I absolutely agree 😂 26 days no booze and so far no advantages 😂

The first taste of alcohol in 31 days 😮‍💨 God it’s been long (I won’t say I’ve completed dry January either cus it’s twitter and some pedantic prick will say it’s 6 hours short 😂)

Yes.

Today is the last day the sun will set before 5pm in England until October 🙌🏿

£7.95 for 2/3 of a pint of Peroni. Central London needs to get in the fucking bin, that is outrageous