yall ever think the apple emojis and the teams emojis have turf wars? perhaps even their own Romeo & Juliet story

Imagine not voting for Kamala Harris because eggs were too expensive only to end up with everything being more expensive, losing your health insurance, the military in your neighborhood and a geriatric president ranting about ending 10 wars.

me when I’m a billionaire cosplaying a teacher with a ring that costs 9x an average english teacher annual salary to seem relatable

I would see Wonka branded candy in the grocery store checkout isles and it started to make me think as a young boy, was Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory actually a documentary??

Nobody - I repeat - NOBODY is attacking you for praying. We are attacking you because that is ALL you do. Your actions clearly indicate that you do, in fact, believe that it is a substitute for any other meaningful method of change.

just sold my bed because i realized i’m awake for most of the day

I’d trade you for him in a heartbeat you racist stick of butter

98% of mass shooters are men. 57% are straight white men. Only .11% are trans. Fox News is right-wing fan fiction, not news.

he’s married to the Benadryl man!!!!!!!

me when I think I’m eating alone in my dorm, but realize I’m not 18 I’m actually 49 and my wife and kids are staring at me wondering why I’m hogging all of the Minecraft themed Happy Meals

me when I think I’m eating alone in my dorm, but realize I’m not 18 I’m actually 49 and my wife and kids are staring at me wondering why I’m hogging all of the Minecraft themed Happy Meals

Guy who went to Cancun during his state’s deadly natural disaster has thoughts about sombreros.

Just weeks after nearly every Republican swore to us that Trump wasn’t trying to use the FCC to silence dissent... Trump just explicitly requested the FCC silence dissent.

I’m sorry but this will never be normal to me. the president of the United States saying we need to “take care of” the opposing party. we are in some extremely dark times

Once again, he stood in front of our troops and attacked half the country. He stood in front of our troops and delivered a political, partisan speech. U.S. Presidents don’t do this. We’ve so normalized his horribleness.

Science-believers to antivaxxers: