"you're too picky" His morals will raise my children. His hands will protect my home. His heart will nurture mine when I'm hurting. You’re not picky enough

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me :

"Wyd after work?" Me already in bed :

yo

When he says “I remember you said you liked ..... so i got you some”

"What's your favorite thing to do" Me :

Just spent my money on something i needed

Post a man today, he'll embarras you tomorrow. This is science

i stop liking men when they’re in bitches likes

i love a man that don’t post. Yes! Shutup!

This tells me a lot about a person

hearing a man say “i was going to” is such a turn off bc 1. you didn’t 2. you’re lying 3. and now i’m bored

como me siento cuando tengo el pelo sucio

the egg doesn't swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man

We used to be a proper country

me all day: me when it's bed time:

princess treatment only.

Yo puedo sola*