Answer: Elon Musk, DOGE

🚨BREAKING: DHS agents are now illegally arresting U.S. citizens at airports… and trafficking them across state lines. A 28-year-old U.S. citizen, Sunny Naqvi, was detained by DHS, for 43 hours, after landing at O’Hare International Airport in Chicago. She wasn’t charged with

Hey Nick Shirley … any insight here?

The dumbest person you’ve ever met: “he donates his salary”

So glad you fucking idiots voted this guy in to lower prices and not start any wars! 🤦‍♂️🙄

DOGE didn’t do shit but steal our social security numbers.

One of the greatest scenes of all time...

Here are the GOP who just voted to block TSA funding. Make sure to send them a thank you note for your airport line: Sen. Banks (R) Sen. Barrasso (R) Sen. Blackburn (R) Sen. Boozman (R) Sen. Britt (R) Sen. Budd (R) Sen. Moore Capito (R) Sen. Cassidy (R) Sen. Collins (R) Sen.

Simpler times, man Top 10 W 14 tackles 😉

Kyle McAlarney That guy rocked.

Karoline Leavitt: “If you heard it from Trump, obviously it’s true.” Okay, then where is… • $2,000 tariff checks • $5,000 DOGE checks • 10% APR on credit cards • 1,500% cheaper prescriptions • Gas under $2 • Groceries getting cheaper • No more new wars • The Epstein

‘We can’t invest in America because we’re fighting wars’ is literally the opposite of what he ran on. Biggest scam in modern political history, hands down.

Trump was warned this would happen. He did it anyway. Now, over 10,000 Veterans lost their homes. 90,000 more are on track for foreclosure. On top of cutting jobs, slashing benefits and throwing our heroes into an unnecessary war. The most anti-Veteran President in history.

“Would you like some whisky, ma’am?” “Certainly not!” Airplane! (1980)

Happy Easter! 🥚

It really is wild to have lived through four years of reporters staking out grocery store parking lots and never shutting the fuck up about the price of eggs go radio silent on gas prices going up like 40% in six weeks directly b/c Trump attacked Iran.

I absolutely cannot top this