oh she FOR SURE did not pass the CA bar exam

not a lot of albums I'd give a true 10/10 to, but this is one of them feel free to drop one of your perfect 10s below

it’s probably “burning down the house” but I’m partial to “what a day that was” and “making flippy floppy”

deposing cops is so much fun.

I’m here to chew bubblegum and talk shit on 21 pilots, and I’m all out of bubblegum. for real, they ruined the white stripes induction to the RNRHOF just now. Jesus, what was that?

collin more like 21 fucking idiots

21 pilots needs to stick to aviation that was shit from the butt

I have angered the 21 pilots stans, which does not matter because they are all 12

it’s just so, so ill-advised. terrible rendition.

rewatching some older simpsons episodes and they had this thing to em i dont know how to explain it

7 days sober today for the first time in probably a decade. it’s a good thing.

I put on the Truman show and lost count of how many Oreos I’ve eaten, how’s your Tuesday

being in the dome for this game was something else, man

will never miss an opportunity to retweet the SPIN MOVE from well-known running threat Drew Brees

two weeks sober today. longest stretch in at least five years. gonna keep rolling.

she will never pass the bar exam and i think that’s beautiful

You know, I was God once. Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died. #Futurama

I know it’s December but apartment hunting is BLEAK in St. Louis right now, Jesus.