He wants to be funny so, so bad and it’s the one thing he’ll never be able to buy

Y’all posted an ‘ASMR’ video sending migrants with no criminal record or due process to a foreign torture camp. Go fuck yourself.

Kristi Noem can go to hell

Oh I will be SAT for this

The degradation of the #AMAs is something that needs to be studied lol. The show used to be fairly prestigious, a big deal for music. Janet popped off tho

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

I am flabbergasted #rupaulsdragrace

BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo officially CONCEDES the Democratic primary for mayor of New York City to Zohran Mamdani

Zohran is more American than you will ever be

MAGA Americans are the lowest common denominator. Absolutely brain dead.

Unrelated but when did everyone start hating Coldplay??? They have HITS! Grow up.

YES YES YES I LIVE

The Guilded Age being in Spanish almost sent me into a RAGE. Twitter threads saved me 😂 HBO Y’all are wild for that.

Me after Weapons

WEAPONS is fantastic. You probably already know that. But I could not predict how hilarious it would be, just by letting people react like they really would to insane situations. Julia Garner’s “Fucking help me!!!” to the gas station cashier is stupendously funny.

Small men hide from history’s giants.

This scene with Audra and Phylicia in the dress parlor was EVERYTHING 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

FWIW, I think George is being too hard on Bertha. Did she take a massive gamble on her daughter’s happiness? Yeah. But did everything turn out okay? YEAH. Get it together George. #TheGildedAge

The road to authoritarianism is littered with people telling you you’re overreacting.