Her- Your such an AssHole! Me- Good, I’d rather be that than a Lonely, stuck up bitch like you.

Willie Nelson and his sons perform "On the Road Again"

Pritzker looks like the sausage consumption king of Chicago. Yep, he’s the cuck king of Chicago. #TheFive #Gutfeld If I was mean I would call it shitcockhole. 😂

Realizations of DEI were wondered about 40 years ago for Christ’s sake. #TheFive #Gutfeld

It’s a new Dawn. No more hands in the cookie jar. Let’s use our new energy to help the children of America. They are the future. This is the way. #TheFive #Gutfeld ☝️🇺🇸💯

Fuck NFL RedZone I’m out. Such bullshit. WHY do we pay? SO WE DON’T HAVE TO SEE FUCKING COMERCIALS!!!

NFL Redzone is now officially a Deadzone I’m not gonna pay for 2 or more F’N hours of commercials. You Paul Sr’d OCC world headquarters overshot your product. That’s what happens when you get a bunch of greedy corporate fuqs putting all their dirty ass hands in the pot. Now a

I’m tired of all these fuckin’ Middle East war movies. Make some satirical movies like maybe about a guy in Oklahoma whose Neighbors are total assholes or something. Maybe make something funny about some shitheads from Seattle. IDK? Just stop with the war shit.

I’ll just say this about that childish Spitting incident. If someone tried that shit with me then it would take at least both benches and half the security in that stadium to get me off their ass. You F around with me and you WiLL find Out! 👊😠 #DALvsPHI #NFLKickoff

Philly’s superpower about to become unleashed. I don’t think there’s a bigger group of power drunks in the league of fans right now than them. 2 hour delay? No problem! 🍻🤮BLAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Boot & Rally MotherF****rs! Fly Eggles Fly!! #NFLKickoff #DALvsPHI

I was doing a tush push with somebody’s mom last night. I had to trick her to get her to finally leave. Goofy Bish was talking about a 2nd date. 🤷‍♂️#NFLKickoff #DALvsPHI

FLY EAGLES FLY! 🦅 #NFLKickoff

Here’s a non colorful take on NFL RedZone so’s I’m not offensive to the corporate scum. You dingleberrys would have upset less folks if you had just offered an option of paying a little more for no commercials. You can’t tell me that wouldn’t have been profitable enough. The key

Welp, … AEW needs Vince Russo more right now than he needs them. Sorry BTE boys. 🤷‍♂️ SiriusXM Busted Open had a point.

I wonder if I threw my phone all my problems would go flying away with it too

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Bijan Robinson fast AF! 💨👀’

#IDontWantToOverreactBUT yo momma so old and fat that when she fell over one time out west during the gold rush years her big ass imprint in the ground came to be known as the Grand Canyon.

I’m gonna call #WWERaw - WWweee out on some BS SiriusXM Busted Open LA Knight been beat up more than Pamala Anderson’s pussy now. There’s camera footage of it out there everywhere so y’all know I ain’t lying. This is VKM hazing Garbage 101 and ENOUGH already! There’s a push and a