Watching The Mummy Returns (2001) and I forgot this was in the era where the Rock was new to acting so he wasn't given any lines but they let him have some hair, as a treat

RT if you've been alive longer than Australia Day has officially been celebrated on 26th January as a national public holiday (since 1994).

you, weak: would not correct a child who said dimetrodon was a dinosaur Me, powerful, sensual: loading up the wikipedia page for synapsid about to end this toddlers whole career

I've reached the age where sixteen year olds driving cars just sounds made up. It's like "Awww, he turned three, time for his first knife!!!"

Given that I am the Lord of the Rings friend and @JJAHarwood is the Dracula friend it is unsurprising our whatsapp chat is best characterised as 'horny for Marisha Ray'

Absolutely agree with this whole list. Bring back glyptodons i wanna see those wacky guys

Are you really best friends if you don't echolocate each other in the house with Waluigi noises

I don't want to study, I want to post a long twitter thread about Victorian-era Australian madlad Mei Quong Tart

Buttoning my double-breasted coat so I can live the vicarious thrill of a mid 19th C polar explorer about to die from the hubris of Empire

Watched #Nimona, had a little cry. I was so excited when Netflix revivified this after Disney canned it and I was right to be excited, it's funny and sweet and shockingly touching

It's only like this for Americans though! It only sounds practical because you're used to it! For me, 30 is hot, 0 is freezing (makes sense for when it'll snow/rain) and all the negatives are degrees of how cold it is. It makes perfect practical sense to me!