Wishing you all a Happy New Year!

Rufus Hound shaming the government on #dancingonice 👏👏 x.com/Ariadne_Griffi…

It’s been a while #DoingaCJ I think getting the angle right so I don’t have fat calves has done me back in 😉

This one’s for Johnny Pusztai x

Is there still a #Marmite shortage? In return for a little something to cover my expenses - I don’t happen to have a wealthy donor right now - I can pop some in the post for you. Or we can meet 🍵🎂☕️ Deal? At least we can shake on it now. Hands I mean 🙄 #HandsFaceSpace 🧼🙌🏻😷

English beef it’s coming home avit mi duckies nuf sez xx

Utterly delicious pork chipolata sausages from Johnny Pusztai It’s been a while…………

This may end up being my first & last #TikTok Check out CattyJacques's video! vm.tiktok.com/ZMRSqb5Lm/

I wonder what this person expects of a discounter’s sausages. They sound perfect for a beige buffet. The #WickedStepmother & #UglySisters are organising a bit of a do for me dad. I’m not involved, why would I be? I’m only the oldest, the catalyst, the #SlidingDoors moment🤰🏻

Looking for volunteer position for 46 year old man released after 25 years in prison. Nottingham based Although he did one serious crime we need to help him reintegrate back into society. Needs job as well. Anyone out there want to give him a chance to redeem himself & pay back?