Chain snapped on bike ride - fortunately 100 yds from pub

Shame on Tesco. This nasty cheap food culture is killing all that is good in the countryside. farminguk.com/news/Farmers-h…

Been on hold to npower for ages they call me back then transfer me to hold

Really hate npower - have to deal with them for work - been on hold 35 mins

Farage will be livid. “pourmecoffee: Comet 67P is now under European socialist control.”

Poor bloke is stuck in locked loo on train

Xmas eve biscuits

Disappointed :-(

Lunch stop today

“@LakeDistrictPR: Stickle Tarn, #Langdale, #LakeDistrict up for sale: grough.co.uk/magazine/2015/… via .grough.co.uk ”

You can't trust organisations with the Lake District...They drop the ball, lose heart, or cash their assets We will outlast the lot of them

Choosing between parties in this General Election is like choosing which one of the horses of the Apocalypse you want to be your kid's pony

Off for an adventure in the rain

I love infographics

No more excuses! Have that adventure now. singletrackworld.com/columns/2015/0… #forjenn

What does the EU do for us? To rebuild Manchester after the 1996 bomb, UK gov pledged £450k. The EU £21.5million!