If there is a funny part in all of this, it's watching news outlets trying to report on the dildos without ever saying the word "dildo".

And I don’t wanna hear that “It’s only preseason” bs. Cause if he was out there not going in y’all would be on his ass about it! So give credit and grace lames. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Acting newcomers will star as Prince, er The Kid, & Apollonia in the stage musical 'Purple Rain’ in Minneapolis. Female lead Rachel Webb impressed in a workshop performance last year during Celebration 2024. Male lead Kris Kollins is a complete unknown. startribune.com/acting-newbie-…

Minneapolis singer Margaret Cox retires after 38 years with Dr. Mambo’s Combo. Worked w Prince Jesse Johnson, TaMara & the Seen, who scored hit Everybody Dance. @Bhttps://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-singer-margaret-cox-retires-after-38-years-with-dr-mambos-combo/601455055

The entire General Hospital family is heartbroken to hear of Tristan Rogers' passing. Tristan has captivated our fans for more than 50 years and Port Charles will not be the same without him (or Robert Scorpio). (1/2) #GH

Trump is ranting about voter fraud. Again. As usual, he offers zero proof for his claims. There’s one thing I know for a fact about voter fraud: There is no voter fraud of any consequence anywhere in the US. And the reason I know that is that the Republican Party has proven it

Country singer Charley Crockett comes to Beyoncé's defense after continued attacks from the "country" community "Hey country folks. Beyoncé ain't the source of your discontent. It was 25 years of bro country. #1 country artist on earth listens to nothing but rap. Openly says he

Heartbroken for the families affected by the Annunciation Catholic School shooting in Minneapolis, seeing my second home affected by gun violence must come to an end.

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

“To create something from nothing is one of the greatest feelings, and I would—I don’t know, I wish it upon everybody. It’s heaven.”

Matt Lafleur just called out the season ticket holders who sold their tickets to Lions fans. Please just give up your seats if you're gonna sell them to opposing fans!

IMPACT? On the 29 snaps Parsons played, the Packers sacked Jared Goff 3 times and permitted 2.4 yards/play (longest Lions gain was 16 yards). Paul Hembekides (Hembo)

Two of the top officials tied to the Epstein case—Kash Patel & Alex Acosta—admit they never reviewed survivors’ testimonies. Justice was never the point.

"A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives." 78 years ago, Jackie Robinson broke baseball's color barrier for the Brooklyn Dodgers and forever changed the game of baseball. As Jackie said, the legacy we leave behind is what truly matters. He died on

Jimmy Cliff, reggae legend and actor known for ‘The Harder They Come,’ dies at 81 latimes.com/entertainment-…

Happy 6th night of Hanukkah! Whether you celebrate or not - today bring miracles, joy, bravery & resilience to us all! Baanu Choshech Legaresh! We’re here to chase away the darkness & shine some good into the world! Go gettem y’all. I believe in you.

Minnesota jazz institution Moore By Four celebrates 40 years of bringing complex harmonies to festivals, clubs and world leaders. Read ⁦The Minnesota Star Tribune⁩ interview. ⁦Star Tribune Going Out⁩ startribune.com/moore-by-four-…