You think you can hurt my feelings? I’m dating someone with a Sagittarius sun AND moon 😈

goodnight to frank ocean and only frank ocean tonight

The same ones calling Governor Gretchen Whitmer a bitch are the same ones silent about Rick Snyder. And that’s on misogyny.

people from michigan act like gretchen whitmer is solely responsible for covid

I’ve literally gotten so hot in the last ten years if I go to my high school reunion nobody will recognize me. Dead ass.

anyone else just kinda not in the mood to be alive? lol

People hearing it’s been 500k deaths from Covid vs 6 people having blood clots

I am ✨ FuLly VaCcInAtEd ✨

It’s a little ironic for me to manage a coffee shop when I came about a centimeter away from shitting my pants from an espresso in Europe one time.

I wonder how many fucking times in my life have I been about to go tf off and one of my sisters/gfs have told me “please don’t” Y’all lucky I respect your wishes so much I swear

SZA!

Mariah Carey on November 1st:

just rolled a joint. it was my ankle.

she/they of the day

No one: Charlotte York Goldenblatt: Happy Mother’s They!

Why are they called kegels and not pussups

MY ANKLES WAS COLD ✌🏾😎

spring: depressed in a hopeful way summer: depressed in a manic way fall: depressed in a nostalgic way winter: depressed in a depressed way