Be the strange you want to see in the world.

This trolley appears to be moving all by itself.

Drama does not just walk into your life. Either you create it, invite it or associate with it. #aintnobodygottimeforthat

Nice outfit. Does it come with a pole?

"Stop making me hungry" #qotd

Lydia Dameskoshuis , goeie begin by die Eagles Pub gistrand!!! #beerpong #dag2 #SULeads14

I casually pull out my solid gold asthma inhaler with the word 'PIMP' engraved on it. I suck at it hard yet it is you who feel breathless.

"Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them." -Ann Landers

“Interesting Vids: Unlocking every iPhone at once. pic.x.com/PAPHvJaWmM” i can just stare at it all day long @ericeteric

If you give a cat a cupcake, you just wasted a cupcake. On a cat. Idiot.

RT @LadHumour: #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence Iphone battery life

A black mans appearance in a horror movie. #ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence

#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence - The iPhone Charger Cable.

“@MizJagger: The struggle to get my degree #thingslongerthanoscarssentence” 😂😂

Hey Men, No-Shave November is for charity, not to promote your swamp donkey lifestyle.

[eating cheese] I didn't really want a thigh gap anyway